Earlier in the week, Conservative MP and justice critic Frank Caputo put out one of the party’s signature shitpost videos where he spent seven minutes talking about how he took a trip to the medium-security prison that houses notorious serial killers Paul Bernardo and Luka Magnotta, and it was replete with this theatrical outrage that the facility has a hockey rink and a tennis court. How dare they! Such “luxury”! Caputo also says he got to tour Bernardo’s cell while Bernardo was away, but that he came face-to-face with him after, and that Bernardo ask him something.
Well, it turns out that encounter didn’t actually happen. Correctional Services says that they were at opposite ends of a corridor and may have seen one another but didn’t interact. They also said that the hockey rink that Caputo was complaining about hasn’t been in service for the past couple of years, so as to dispute the notion that Bernardo is spending his days playing pick-up hockey.
Well, the Conservatives didn’t like that. Andrew Scheer accused The Canadian Press of bias for quoting the Correctional Services. Caputo claims that they denied the existence of the hockey rink, which they didn’t. And Pierre Poilievre’s press secretary accused CP of lying to cover for the government, except he was the one lying.
Nobody said it doesn’t exist, but Caputo needs to keep lying to keep his outrage clicks going. pic.twitter.com/vl01hjl9hD
— Dale Smith (@journo_dale) March 6, 2024
Scheer’s evidence that CP is “biased” is that they quoted from the Correctional Services of Canada, who wanted to correct a false impression a Conservative MP was broadcasting.
That’s not bias. pic.twitter.com/3qbM2sjjJ9— Dale Smith (@journo_dale) March 5, 2024
Poilievre’s press secretary accuses the Canadian Press of lying, by lying about what they said.
CP didn’t say the rink didn’t exist. They quoted Correctional Services saying it hadn’t been in service for two years.
CP did their job as journalists. pic.twitter.com/QPHNwVRda2— Dale Smith (@journo_dale) March 6, 2024
It’s galling just how egregious the Conservatives have lied throughout this affair—both Caputo lying on his shitpost video, and then all of the other Conservatives trying to run interference and lying about CP’s reporting. CP, the most egregious of both-sidesers in order to maintain strict neutrality in all things. But they will say and do anything to discredit the media, both to build their dystopian alternate reality, but to also condition their followers to believe absolutely anything, and to just ignore all of the cognitive dissonance. And of course, their apologists will either keep lying or keep trying to distract from the lies in order to try and whitewash the whole affair. This is the kind of thing that kills democracies, and they’re gleefully going along with it.
Ukraine Dispatch:
Ukrainian forces say that they have sunk another Russian warship using unmanned sea drones.
Another bad day for the russian Black Sea fleet.@DI_Ukraine released a video of the attack on the russian warship "Sergei Kotov". pic.twitter.com/UTmt3eBDXO
— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) March 5, 2024
⚡️Fire breaks out at ecopark in Kyiv.
A fire broke out at the Osokorky Ecopark in Kyiv's Darnytskyi district on the evening of March 5, according to the State Emergency Service of Ukraine. The blaze was extinguished shortly before midnight.https://t.co/Wri1wmFN94
— The Kyiv Independent (@KyivIndependent) March 5, 2024